About Me

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Blogger, full-time bum and proud owner of a rubber duck named Bert. Come say hi. I don't bite. Unless you're a cheesecake, then I'd recommend backing away slowly.

What I aim to do with this blog.

I aim to do three things with my blog, whether or not I achieve them, in all honesty, is completely down to you and your reaction to it.


I aim to make you laugh.
This goes without saying, I want to make you laugh, I want this blog to be a place where you can come and laugh your troubles away. Comedy is a tricky thing to accomplish though, you'll have to tell me rather bluntly whether this aim is working or not.


I aim to make you think.
Because without thoughts, hopes and dreams, what are we? Hopefully I make you think, at least some of the time. It may not seem like it sometimes, but I am really passionate about self improvement and charity work... just can never find the time or money to help out so I donate my words instead.


I aim to inspire.
I don't mind if I don't inspire you 99.9999% of the time... I live for the 0.0001% of the time that I have inspired you... I crave it. Seriously. It's like my drug. I just want to help you see the world in a new light, maybe give you some courage  or just help you out of a certain problem. I don't know. If i can make a difference to one person's life with one of my posts, then I will be incredibly happy.


And I would love to read your blog too! Don't really have much reading material in all honesty... I love reading, but not in the conventional sense. I love reading the novels of the modern generation: i.e. blogs. Simple, quickly updated, extremely personal. What's not to love?


Lauren xxx