Upon discovering this, Sara, Dougal and I made a series of Saucy pasta tweets:
#GetYourMacaroniOot #SexySagnarelli #EroticEggBarley #DirtyDitalini #LusciousLumache
#CuddlyCouscous #RisqueRadiatori #SlinkyScialatelli #NaughtyNoodles #SexySpaghetti #AphrodisiacAnelli #LibidinousLumache
#ProvocativePenne #SpankableSpaghetti #GorgeousGalletti
#LustfulLinguini #EnticingElicoidali #RomanticRamen #FieryFettuccini #RacyRavioli
- And personal favourite,
Saucy pasta tweets... the cure for boredom.
I laughed more times on Thursday than I'd like to admit to, mainly because I got to hang out with Sara and Dougal for the vast majority of the day.
We were trolling urban dictionary:
ME: Look up mango bango.
SARA: Ohhhh... I remember you speaking about that. *shows Dougal*
URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION: An explicit sexual act, popular amongst various beaner populations, in which a male, while whistling, is performing anal sex on a bald, jump-roping female, while, also, allowing a three-legged dog of only 50 pounds or greater to perform anilingus on him. This act can only be considered a true Mango Bango if there is an ashy black guy jacking his meat whistle and simultaneously eating a Granny Smith apple.
DOUGAL: *reading, his eyes getting wider as he reads on* ... Well.What else can you possibly say to that?
Also showed him and Sara a picture of a cocky test answer (literally) to which he said:
DOUGAL: Why would anyone want to say "My penis is the size of three pieces of A4 paper"?!But I just tweeted "My penis is the size of three pieces of A4 paper" because I'm trying to make D-Zizzle a hit with the ladies.
Just kidding, the nickname D-Zizzle already has girls going wild for him ;)
Starbucks barista and general heart-throb Joey called Sara out on why she never eats any of Joey's "wheeped creme" (not a metaphor, whore), because it apparently comes from the same town that he is from.
He also says that he is French... we thought he was Russian!
Life is so confusing at times.