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Wednesday, 15 June 2011

GET OUT OF THE WAY!




Hmm...

I had my first driving lesson today.

The good news? I am still alive! I am not blogging from heaven, I am currently at home, eating a pancake, in my pyjamas.

Only stalled a few times and I didn't cause any accidents! 

Bad news? I mounted a curb, can't steer to save my life and I was scared. A lorry began reversing and I began fearing for my life.

A bird also absent-mindedly wandered onto the road. I got nervous and it clearly had balls of steel, and just stood there, looking up at me.

Going about fifteen miles an hour, I approached it screaming:
ME: GET OUT OF THE WAY! AHHHHHHH!!
It casually leapt to the side. Stupid bird.

Lauren xxx

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