I had my first driving lesson today.
The good news? I am still alive! I am not blogging from heaven, I am currently at home, eating a pancake, in my pyjamas.
Only stalled a few times and I didn't cause any accidents!
Bad news? I mounted a curb, can't steer to save my life and I was scared. A lorry began reversing and I began fearing for my life.
A bird also absent-mindedly wandered onto the road. I got nervous and it clearly had balls of steel, and just stood there, looking up at me.
Going about fifteen miles an hour, I approached it screaming:
ME: GET OUT OF THE WAY! AHHHHHHH!!It casually leapt to the side. Stupid bird.