I licked a lemon yesterday.
There was absolutely nothing to do in the house. I saw the lemon and I’m like “Sure… why the hell not?”
So I licked it.
I wouldn’t recommend it.
Know what else I wouldn’t recommend it?
Squeezing the very essence of life out of the lemon after you lick it.
These hands will never not smell like lemon *cries*
That’s your tip of the day: Don’t lick lemons.