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Monday, 30 May 2011

Blech! Lemons.

I licked a lemon yesterday.


There was absolutely nothing to do in the house.  I saw the lemon and I’m like “Sure… why the hell not?”


So I licked it.


Several times.


I wouldn’t recommend it.


Know what else I wouldn’t recommend it?


Squeezing the very essence of life out of the lemon after you lick it.


These hands will never not smell like lemon *cries*


That’s your tip of the day: Don’t lick lemons.


Lauren xxx

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