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Monday, 30 May 2011

Blech! Lemons.

I licked a lemon yesterday.

There was absolutely nothing to do in the house.  I saw the lemon and I’m like “Sure… why the hell not?”

So I licked it.

Several times.

I wouldn’t recommend it.

Know what else I wouldn’t recommend it?

Squeezing the very essence of life out of the lemon after you lick it.

These hands will never not smell like lemon *cries*

That’s your tip of the day: Don’t lick lemons.

Lauren xxx

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