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Friday, 11 February 2011

Tinned spooge?




Tesco should NOT be selling tinned Spooge.

Hey. At least quality is guaranteed

Over heard my Dad speaking to my Uncle today...
DAD: So you're going to sell your car? You could always use Webuyanycar.com! ... No. They will buy your car. It's not too old. They buy any car. Yes. Any car.
Wow....


"Born this way" has crash landed onto iTunes. EVERYWHERE.


It became a worldwide number one in three hours.


THREE HOURS!!


Ridiculous!


And, biggest news of the day:


Mubarak stepped down as President of Egypt!


I have a feeling that the Egyptians are going to
have a party that's loud enough to raise the
Mummies.

Got to feel liberated by their success!!

Lauren xxx

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